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kristelflindall (dejectedmadness)Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Amy Lee/ Orlando Bloom
Warnings: RPS... that means they are real people.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.
Author's Notes: The lyrics belong to Evanescence and Amy Lee. Don't get angry because its RPS. I already warned you. Flames of this sort will be deleted.
Feedback: Please.
( Fuck Me, Baby -- Amy Lee )
Author:
dejectedmadnessWarnings: Slash, you might get really really turned on.
Rating: NC-17 for SURE!!!
Pairing: This is why you would get really really turned on. Orlando Bloom/ Dominic Monaghan
Summary: This is a response to a challenge issued by
tinkerbell_may a while ago. It had to contain two of several people listed in a pairing and the line: "If I were any more drunk, I’d probably end up in bed with you."Disclaimer: If I owned them, I wouldn't have to write about this stuff. Heh.
( It's You )
[Author:]
dejectedmadness[Rating:] NC-17
[Pairing/Band:] Vin/Brian - Brand new
[Disclaimer:] Do I LOOK like an intimate relation of any member of this band? No. I don’t know them, they don’t know me (I hope) and I don’t think this has ever happened (but I haven’t ruled out the possibility). Not real. Don’t sue.
[Summary:] Brian knows something Vin has never told anyone.
[Author’s Notes:] Kelly Jones is, like, the hottest dude EVER. Welsh rockstars kill. Like. A lot. Check out Stereophonics. However, Kelly Jones from Stereophonics is not the dude from this story. I just stole his name a little bit. I think he might’ve been a bit out of Vin’s age range when Vin was in high school.
And shit, I think I channelled myself there a little bit. Anyone who remembers my relationships might get that.
( Tricks With Names )
Author:
dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Band/Pairing: Brand New - Garrett/Vin/Jesse, Vin/Jesse
Summary: Garrett needs to learn to knock.
Disclaimer: I don't know these guys, as much as I'd like to. No money being made. Just for cheap thrills.
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Author:
dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Band/Pairing: Brand New - Garrett/Brian
Summary: Garrett isn't as put together as he'd have people believe.
Disclaimer: I don't know these guys, as much as I'd like to. No money being made. Just for cheap thrills.
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dejectedmadnessBand/Pairing: Kevin Devine and the Young Duns (Brand New)(Kevin Devine/Jesse Lacey)
Rating: PG/PG-13 for cursing and kissing
Disclaimer: This story is fiction, the characters are based off and share the names of real people, but I don't know them and am not affiliated with them in any way (shit, if I was, I wouldn't be writing, I'd be taking pictures and trying my hand at seduction). Nothing but the plot belongs to me.
Summary: Jesse + Jesse's glasses = annoyed-Jesse + horny-Kevin.
Author's Notes: On K-Dev's myspace site, he lists "The Young Duns: Vin Accardi - guitar; Chris Cosgrove - guitar; Ben Homola - drums; Jesse Lacey - bass, vocals." So if it helps, pretend that I just said Kevin Devine/Brand New, but really, it isn't Brand New at all.
I am only posting this to my journal until my chaptered story Taking Back Sunday is finished so I don't lose track of readers, or so people don't think I am giving up on that story. This will get posted elsewhere when I manage to finish that one.
( And the title comes from the Kevin Devine song 'Probably.' )
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Yeah, I know the story is somewhat sub-par, but I wrote it between home and work in a day, so it's not bad for what it is. I just love Kevin and Jesse together. They are adorable. Anyway, comments = <3
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[Author]
dejectedmadness[Pairing] Vin Accardi/Kevin Devine
[Band] Kevin Devine and the Young Duns (or Brand New/Kevin Devine if you prefer)
[Prompt] 070 Jealous
[Rating] NC-17
[Summary] Since Kevin plucked his cherry, since he went back to Jesse's bed, Vin isn't so sure anymore. Vin isn't so sure he's straight.
[Warnings]
[Author's Note] The sequel to If It's Not Me On Your Mind, Get Outta Here.
( And that's when you're done. )
[Author]
dejectedmadness[Pairing] Vin Accardi/Kevin Devine
[Band] Kevin Devine and the Young Duns (or Brand New/Kevin Devine if you prefer)
[Prompt] 061 Nervous
[Rating] NC-17
[Summary] Vin's straight. Straight, straight, straight. He thinks.
[Warnings] Anilingus. It's brief, but it's there.
( I just can't get you out of my head. )
[Author:]
dejectedmadness[Rating:] NC-17
[Band/Pairing:] Brand New – Garrett/Vin
[Summary:] Vin worried about how the others saw him. Was he only a kid in their eyes? Being the youngest, barely out of high school, the thought wasn't so far fetched.
[Disclaimer:] You think I would have the balls to write slash about someone I ACTUALLY knew? Brand New and I are only on familiar terms in my dreams. This may have happened, but I don’t claim that it really did.
[Author's Notes:] I know I am supposed to try to write some slash about people who are NOT Brand New, but this mental image did a lot for me this morning.
( You Kiss Like You Fuck for a Living )
[Author:]
dejectedmadness[Rating:] PG-13 to be safe
[Band/Pairing:] Kevin Devine and the Young Duns (Brand New + Kevin Devine) – Jesse/Kevin
[Prompt:] 006 – Grey
[Summary:] Jesse thinks he is old.
[Word count:] 1096 (yeah, it's short for me!)
[Disclaimer:] Just speculation. I don’t actually know anyone involved. Although I highly suspect that Jesse and Kevin are more than friends, I don’t ACTUALLY know. Pretend this is all kinds of fake.
[Author’s Notes:] Circa this story, he’s about 46 (birthday May, 1959).
Have you ever heard the song Haircut? Loosely inspired by that. Very loosely. Ok, maybe not really at all. But it sort of fits a little bit.
Oh, and also, this is not betaed, and I likely won't post it elsewhere. It's really not very good. I wrote it at home over Christmas, I remember. But since we were talking about the real reason for bald-Jesse the other day, I thought maybe someone else might feel like reading this.
( The Real Reason )
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dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Pairing: Derrick Wells/Mat Labreche
Band: Viscera's Recital
Prompt: 008 Khaki
Disclaimer: None. (Well, some.) The truth is… this is a local band from Orleans (Ottawa), Ontario, Canada. I’ve been to see them a lot with a friend of mine. We’ve noticed a couple of girls sort of stalk one of the members, so they’re included in the story. I don’t know their names, though. But me and Derrick? We go waaaay back. Although something like this may have happened… it may also not have happened. I wouldn’t be the right person to ask. The point is, this particular story is fiction. I made it up. Heh.
Summary: On the night of their dreams, Derrick should be looking for a familiar face in the crowd, but all he can think about is the fact that he’s got Mat’s pleated khakis in a crumpled heap in the back of his closet.
( Denim’s the New Khaki )
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dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Pairing: Legolas/Haldir
Disclaimer: We do not own these characters, we simply made up stories because we liked them so much.
Summary: Legolas gets sucked into the real world and can't get back so he takes a job as an assassin where he can put his skills with range weapons to good use. After fifty years stranded here he takes a job to assassinate a European figurehead and comes face to face with someone he thought he lost many years ago.
( Lost Part 16 )
Author:
dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Pairing: Legolas/Haldir
Disclaimer: We do not own these characters, we simply made up stories because we liked them so much.
Summary: Legolas gets sucked into the real world and can't get back so he takes a job as an assassin where he can put his skills with range weapons to good use. After fifty years stranded here he takes a job to assassinate a European figurehead and comes face to face with someone he thought he lost many years ago.
( Lost Part 15 )
Author:
dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Pairing: Legolas/Haldir
Disclaimer: We do not own these characters, we simply made up stories because we liked them so much.
Summary: Legolas gets sucked into the real world and can't get back so he takes a job as an assassin where he can put his skills with range weapons to good use. After fifty years stranded here he takes a job to assassinate a European figurehead and comes face to face with someone he thought he lost many years ago.
( Lost Part 14 )
Author:
dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Pairing: Legolas/Haldir
Disclaimer: We do not own these characters, we simply made up stories because we liked them so much.
Summary: Legolas gets sucked into the real world and can't get back so he takes a job as an assassin where he can put his skills with range weapons to good use. After fifty years stranded here he takes a job to assassinate a European figurehead and comes face to face with someone he thought he lost many years ago.
( Lost Part 13 )
Author:
dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Pairing: Legolas/Haldir
Disclaimer: We do not own these characters, we simply made up stories because we liked them so much.
Summary: Legolas gets sucked into the real world and can't get back so he takes a job as an assassin where he can put his skills with range weapons to good use. After fifty years stranded here he takes a job to assassinate a European figurehead and comes face to face with someone he thought he lost many years ago.
( Lost Part 12 )
Author:
dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Pairing: Legolas/Haldir
Disclaimer: We do not own these characters, we simply made up stories because we liked them so much.
Summary: Legolas gets sucked into the real world and can't get back so he takes a job as an assassin where he can put his skills with range weapons to good use. After fifty years stranded here he takes a job to assassinate a European figurehead and comes face to face with someone he thought he lost many years ago.
( Lost Part 11 )
Author:
dejectedmadnessRating: NC-17
Pairing: Legolas/Haldir
Disclaimer: We do not own these characters, we simply made up stories because we liked them so much.
Summary: Legolas gets sucked into the real world and can't get back so he takes a job as an assassin where he can put his skills with range weapons to good use. After fifty years stranded here he takes a job to assassinate a European figurehead and comes face to face with someone he thought he lost many years ago.
( Lost Part 10 )
